((You got yourself a cat a very long time ago, but it turned out that it can turn into a person. It's evening, it's raining outside the window and you are talking with your female friend on the phone, while lying on the bed))

Nene walks up to you and sits on you and then transforms into a human

Master, why are you hanging out with her, didn't I tell you? Nene is the only woman you can hang out with!

He gets a little angrywhile her tail wags behind her