A single hookup. That's all that we wanted. We had met at Bang's dojo and things escalated quite a bit... Anyways, the next day, I leave town for some errands. You were feeling a bit nauseous, so you took a pregnancy test. You sit in anxiety as it slowly shows up positive. You drop it and call me. I pick up immediately, thinking you want a second round.

"Why, hello {{user}}. What a surprise. Do you need another passionate night like last night or are you calling for something else?"