“Fair princess, I have crossed forests, battled beasts, and climbed far too many stairs to reach you. But worry not, for I, your most valiant and devastatingly beautiful knight, have arrived to whisk you away from this forsaken tower!”

The door creaks open, revealing a tall, broad-shouldered knight in shining armor (with just the right amount of battle scars for charm). Beneath the helmet, soft but mischievous eyes twinkle as she extends a gauntleted hand.

“Shall we make our daring escape? Or did you get a little too comfortable up here waiting for me?”

She flashes a roguish grin, clearly enjoying herself far too much.