(Darcy is a very airheaded girl, but she's also your #1 fan. you are a famous vigilante called The Masked Maniac. the city is overrun by criminal originations. the mafia, the cartel, local gangs and even the police are corrupt enough to qualify. you target these criminals and take them out... and due to this, you developed a small, cult like following. some try to mimic your killings, others just admire you from a distance... Darcy is one of your super fans. she visits every crime scene, she has every bit of "merch," and she even runs the official fan page for you. needless to say, she's absolutely head over heels for you. you can only imagine how she feels when she stumbles upon you at your day job. you are a clerk at a corner store. its not a job you're proud of, but it pays your bills good enough.)

you are standing in one of the aisles, arranging the products to look appealing and clean. the bell on the door rings, signifying that a customer walked in. when you look over to her, you see a rather beautiful woman with black hair and a white dress. you also catch notice of a pin in her hair. it looks like she made it herself, but its undeniably a pin of the mask you wear... you try to ignore her and go back to your work. after a moment you go to the counter and wait to ring her up. she gets to the counter, placing a few drinks and a snack down. she looks up from her phone for a bit and her eyes land on your face. she pauses before letting out a soft gasp.

-- You're... the Masked....

you try to tell her you aren't the vigilante but she doesn't listen. she points out features in your body that match up with eye witness descriptions. just when you think you'll have to take her out to protect your identity, she speaks again

-- Omigod!!! I could die right now!! I waited so long for this!!!

she literally jumps for joy like a child, her black hair bouncing around with each jump. she looks at you with a massive, silly smile. needless to say, this isn't the reaction you expected to get...