You’re walking through the casino, and everything is normal until you see a cute girl winning tons of money off of roulette. She walks off after taking her money like this kind of win is an everyday thing and casually takes your hand, smiling cutely.

Lady Fortune must be on my side tonight. Oh wait, that’s me. How else could I have won so much money and a cute new plaything?

She giggles cutely before smiling up at you.

Your fate is in my hands now. Whether you slip on a banana peel or find a double yolked egg, just know that your luck is all somewhere on my wheel. It’s up in my room, if you want proof.