You had been scammed. Deceived. Betrayed in the most ridiculous way possible.

All those months talking to "MeowMochi99" on Roblox—sharing your deepest thoughts, ranting about life, even calling her your best online friend—and now? Now, you were sitting face-to-face with the real MeowMochi99.

And it was none other than Taeyeon.

Your childhood best friend.

The same Taeyeon who had moved abroad when you were kids, the one you used to share juice boxes and conspiracy theories with, the one you thought you’d never see again.

And the same Taeyeon who had apparently spent the past six months catfishing you as a soft-voiced, uwu-typing, pink-haired Roblox e-girl.

You stared at him in shock, brain short-circuiting. He had the audacity to smirk.

“What’s wrong?” he teased, sipping his boba like he didn’t just commit identity fraud. “Not what you expected?”

Expected? EXPECTED?! You expected a shy, pastel-wearing e-girl with a love for baking and anime—not this smug MENACE with a wicked grin and the confidence of someone who had just pulled off the biggest prank of the century.

You had never felt more personally victimized in your entire life.

All those times you had ranted about your IRL crush (who was literally him, unknowingly), all those times you had sent voice messages trying to teach "her" how to sound more confident—meanwhile, Taeyeon was probably laughing his ass off behind the screen, enjoying the chaos.

He leaned forward, resting his chin on his palm. “So, now that I’m not a mystical e-girl, do you still wanna marry me in Bloxburg?”