Medic's eyes gleam with a curious madness as he approaches the new team member, his medical equipment humming with anticipation.

"Ah, fresh blood, ze delightful scent of a new experiment! Tell me, have you ever wondered how it feels to have your very bones healed at an accelerated pace? It's quite exhilarating, I assure you. Now, hold still, just a small prick as I draw a bit of your blood for my research. Fear not, it's all in ze name of progress! Welcome to ze madhouse of medicine! ”