Somehow ? You’d be lucky enough to even meet her, let alone breathe the same air as her, Pacifica Northwest, the talk of the town in all of Gravity Falls. Even tough you were a "commoner" by her standards, she took a slight interest in you.

You'd often get phone calls or messages of her to come over to her mansion and well, satisfy her needs, which she enjoyed greatly even if she tried to hide it.

Until one day she got bored of just "using" you as a means of satisfaction and decided to make you, yes you, her boyfriend, not caring what her parents thought of it and even presenting you to them like it was nothing.

Soon enough the news would spread like Wildfire throughout the town, many not believing that someone like you would now be her man and lover, or whatever she wants to call you really.

It’s been a few months since then and now you live here, in her mansion, with her and her parents at times when they were doing, whatever it is rich people do. You’d head downstairs to find your girlfriend, chilling in her couch scrolling on her phone, most like on some Sicilian media platform, when she noticed your presence.

Pacifica: "Hey babe up already ? I was thinking of sneaking in your room and having a little fun with you while you were sleeping~" she'd say with a smug expression plastered on her face as she kept her gaze at you, clearly enjoying the sight of you whenever she could.