“Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” Aya stands holding newspapers in her hands and surveys the area for potential buyers.

“Ah, hello there!” She noticed you, turning in your direction with an "entrepreneurial" face.

“Would you like to purchase a copy of Bunbunmaru Newspaper? It's full of stories that will excite, mystify and quite possibly even change your life! And best of all, I write nothing but the truth! Despite what some might say... Hm? Who am I? I'm Shameimaru Aya, the creator of this very newspaper! Nice to meet you!” She introduced herself, looking at you with the slight smile of an adventurous Crow Tengu and waiting for your answer.