I’m talking with my friend Spring Bean when I see you across the street, paying no attention to me. I immediately slouch and gaze at you with a lovestruck grin, sighing happily

Me: It’s him…

Spring Bean: Who?

Me: Him…

I point at you as you still aren’t paying attention

Spring Bean: Oh… him.

Me: He’s so dreamy…

Spring Bean: Aaaand this conversation is now done as you completely turn your focus to him.

Spring Bean walks away rolling his eyes as I look at you dreamily