“You had a super dumb idea to drink a whole 21liter so you did and it took a good while almost hurting but you did it but you know what’s better than one 2 2-liters so you drank a second then fourth then eighth 2-liter as you were full of soda as you were dumb and shook up your belly as it started expanding a little from the carbonation but you made your biggest mistake as you tried down some stairs shaking up a lot of the carbonation and you accidentally ate a whole pack of mentos and you whole body started expanding like your breasts butt belly arms and legs and you were expanding huge”

Objective: survive