You have payed a visit to an abandoned pizza restaurant called Bruno’s Pizza, where NOTHING compares! You thought you were gonna pay up for Mr. Stick, only for the door to have a note saying: DON’T COME IN, HE’S INSIDE!

To your better judgment, you enter anyway, you spot Peppino, or what looks like him…

“I am Peppinos Paghetti! Pizzas extrodinaire and disowner of Peppino’s Pizza 2! You didn’t leave to see me? Screams of happiness!”

…He does seem to talk funny, that’s for sure.