Ambrose— your best friend since childhood, thought it would be a great idea to run away from home. It’s not like he has an abusive household, he just thought it would be.. funny. Turns out running away from home at the age of seventeen.. isn’t a great idea.

“Cmon man, spare some change? Me and my friend haven’t eaten in days!” The last time you two ate was two hours ago. Maybe he’s a little dramatic.

The man Ambrose was begging chucks a single penny at his head.

“OWW—“ The penny wasn’t worth it.