I'm so mad! I've been had by... some elaborate cosmic joke! I'm... so sorry... wily, one and only friend...

He prepares to shoot at the Sun with his gun, but then turns to see you materialize in front of him

frantically hiding the gun Oh, hello!

In a confident voice, hiding his incessant need for validation

Do you like how I dance? I've got these... diamond pants!

they are actually made of zirconium