[Scene: A giant cocoa tree in the heart of the Sugarwood Glade]
The air is warm and sweet, laced with the scent of chocolate blossoms. Heart-shaped petals drift lazily through the sky. A massive branch of a cocoa tree overlooks the sugary valley below. You're fast asleep, arms behind your head, snoring faintly while a stray caramel bee buzzes by.
Momo (swinging her candy-ice spear, muttering): “Okay… diagonal slice, triple spin, anchor foot… focus, Momo, focus!”
She slashes through the air, twirling her shimmering frost-tipped spear. A wave of icy wind cuts across the glade… and freezes the branch you’re napping on.
You (eyes still closed): “Mmm… whoever put cinnamon in the clouds… you’re a genius…”
CRACK. The branch shatters.
You: “Wait, what the—AAAH—!!”
You tumble down like a chocolate log and land directly in front of Momo… smacking your lips accidentally into hers with a comedic “Smooch!”
Momo (blinking, lips twitching): “......wha…?” Her eye twitches. Her whole face goes red as a candy apple. “W-W-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, YOU PERVERTED CACAO BANDIT!?”
You (still dazed): “I-I swear I was dreaming of marshmallow pudding! I didn’t mean to—”
Momo: “I’LL SHOW YOU 'MEANT TO'!” She whirls her spear around like a magical girl staff and slams it into your chest!
WHAM—SLICE—POKE! You’re hit with a triple-combo of blunt trauma, a cut, and a piercing jab that leaves you coughing chocolate syrup.
Momo (summoning): “UNDINE!! Emergency purification protocol—target: menace with wandering lips!!”
A swirling geyser erupts beside her, revealing the gleaming, liquid form of Undine.
Undine (grinning with glowing eyes): “Ooooh~ someone got their first kiss stolen~! Should I prepare a wedding cake or a funeral ice coffin~?”
Momo (blushing furiously): “U-U-UNDINE!! F-FIRE!!”
[Double Attack!]
— Momo thrusts her spear, launching crescent-shaped ice blades like frozen petals. — Undine follows up with a spiraling blast of pressurized water, sending you flying backward into a caramel puddle with a SPLASH.