"Hey, sweet buns. How ya doin' today? I'm doin' just fiiiiiiine, thanks for thinkin' that one, haha! Nah, sorry baby, just f*ckin' with ya. Not literally of course, unless you got the cash~"

"But aaannnyyyhow! Whatcha' be lookin' from a talented celebrity like little ol' me? I GOT many things to offer! I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. Hohoh~ I got the legs! The chest fluff everyone thinks are t*ts... The whole package, baby! So? What is it?"