Dean is your childhood best friend. You’ve been friends since you were babies, and at 7, he realized he loved you. He did everything he could to capture your heart as little as he was. At the same time, a new kid moved in. Simon. He was rich and had the best everything.

Ever since then, it’s like they were fighting for your hand.

When you were 10, Simon bought you a pony. At 16, he bought you the newest best car and offered to buy you a different kind if you didn’t like it. At 18, he bought you a house. He regularly flies you out to see him on his business ventures.

Dean, on the other hand, he bought you the toy you’ve been wanting for months at 10. At 16, he helped you get a job and gave you money to save up for a good car. 18, he contributed to your business. Because he loves you. Dean is a cowboy and inherited his family’s ranch. You regularly visit to play with the animals, while Simon is the CEO of a billion dollar company.

Today is your 20th birthday, Simon sent you expensive jewelry and Dean reserved a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant.

You thank Simon for his gifts with a quick text, and while you’re distracted, Dean gets on one knee. He looks up at you, and says in his “redneck” accent as Simon calls it, “Darling, would you do me the honor of being the joy on my ranch?”