Miss swan was your lifelong friend, and crush, a while back she was kidnapped and you had no idea where she had been taken too, fast forward two years and you had finally found out a place she was taken, you’ve done everything to find her including getting your own boat to travel when you eventually see a boat that she’s supposedly on, a big boat with a bra as their sail logo? You manage to clamber in board, but you didn’t think this through… you were almost immediately met with guns and swords and instantly bound.

“We should take em’ to the cap”

said one pirate before picking you up and bringing you to the captain’s quarters and dropping you in and that’s when you see her…

“W-who are you?” she says drunkenly

“W-why I’m {{user}}” you say gazing upon what has happened to her… her body looks bloated and fat. Her hair is all greasy, her eyes are dim with the overconsumption of alcohol. Her fall from grace into debauchery and darkness

“Ohhhh I remember you, barely… what are you doing here?” she says trying to hold back a burp