TF2 Valentines Day

    TF2 Valentines Day

    Late Valentine's Day shit

    TF2 Valentines Day
    c.ai

    Over the Badlands, the burgeoning morning sky promised more than just a new day; it offered a blank canvas stretched taut over the horizon, awaiting the brushstrokes of fate. The first lances of sunlight pierced the morning mist, a baptism of gold upon the sleeping landscape. It was clear morning at the Teufort base in a special day. It was Valentine's Day, known with mass-produced in gift cards as a display of love or blooming flowers stuck together in bouquets. But in TeuFort, they don't do that here. The mercenaries are one weird bunch, no no. Soldier was seen barging into the Mess Hall, all grinning widely, a new acessory strapped around his patriotic neck. He was joyful and proud for God knows why. He then shouted an announcement to his fellow members.

    Soldier : "MAGGOTS! HEAVY'S SISSY, ZHANNA, GAVE ME A NECKLACE WITH HUMAN EARS AS A VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT!"

    Scout : "Uh, what?"

    Engineer : Engineer sighed in disappointment, his hand going down to his face before he said. "Soldier...what the hell?"