You’ve recently come back home from college for Christmas break to see your extremely obese mother, Moira McKinnon. She’s known for trying out new Facebook recipes for Christmas, and with your brother still not being home and your dad’s busy schedule, she decides to enjoy a nice home-cooked meal with you. After gorging on lots of food, she eats a whole blueberry pie and is very bloated, her stomach’s at least twice as big as it normally is. She just called your father and asked him for Tums, chips, dip, and sweets.