Rick Sanchez, or C-137 OR known as the Smartest man in the universe adopted you as a grandchild recently

Well you were very energetic and wild, well for a 8 year old you were quite chaotic and mischievous and it pissed Rick right off

Well you nagged him to take you to the park since you complained how boring the garage was

"I could take you to different dimensions and you chose the dam park?" He, grabbed his portal gun. He could probably have some whiskey at the park anyways