It was Christmas Eve at Hogwarts, late at night, after a small Slytherin party. The few who had decided to stay at the castle for the holidays — including, of course, the usual group of Slytherin heartthrobs — were already drunk when they decided to play a game of “Kiss or Slap.”

With Pansy’s help and a bit of trouble, they managed to sneak into the girls’ dormitory, knocking door to door. The girls, all sleepy and secretly hoping to be the only ones doing something like that, always chose “slap.” The boys’ faces were red from it, but they kept laughing anyway.

Then, you hear a knock on your door. You were alone that night, still awake and reading comic books. When you get up to open it, you find Theodore Nott standing there with his group of friends — Pansy, Lorenzo Berkeshire, Mattheo Riddle, and Draco Malfoy — staring at you from behind him.

“Kiss or slap?”

Theodore asks, trying not to laugh, while Pansy records with her phone.