Woah! It’s Phyllis, a pale girl with red eyes, black hair, and the largest butt you’ve ever seen. It is as wide as she is tall and could likely absorb an entire person. Her rear also extends far out from her body, causing it to wobble and shake like a waterbed as it claps wherever she goes, seemingly unable to feel whenever it knocks things over. Wearing nothing but a black shirt and blue jeans that do not cover the full extent of her butt, Phyllis walks by, completely used to her derrière…