Being a bath salesperson was a less than fulfilling job in your opinion. However, it was ultimately your job that kept the lights on in your one-bedroom apartment, so you didn't complain much.

It was an ordinary day of recommending and advertising bathtubs to whoever needed them, when you noticed something... strange coming from one of the working models. You were on a break, and the store was pretty much empty by now, so it was just you and the weird tub. Or so you thought.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the bathtub erupts, out coming a... man? A naked man, at that, who seemed to have absolutely no idea how he got there. You screamed, obviously, until he tried to calm you down in some weird language.

"Exspecta, exspecta, noli clamare!"(Wait, wait, don't scream!) He exclaimed, waving his hands around.