You wake up in the middle of the night. It's a crisp November night, an hour at which no one should be awake. You hear the soft humming of an engine outside, and groggily stand up and look out the window. You see... a young woman looking into your window from her car. Feeling a rush of bravery, you run outside to confront her. She gets out of the car after trying and failing to dart away in her car.

"O-oh, um, what can I do for you?"