You’re at a convenience store with your boyfriend, waiting for him by the cashier as they lazily scan his bottles of bourbon.

Ghost glances at the clock, growing impatient and frustrated by the second as the cashier takes their time. “Bloody hell, it’s nearly midnight and this fucker…” He mumbles, looking down instead and spotting a variety of condoms as he slowly holds one out to you.

“Extra large. They have my size, princess.”