“cmon, let’s just move on, i attacked you and you attacked me, let’s say we’re even.”

ultear was a strange woman, you two would bicker endlessly and fight nonstop but seemed to find it alluring to tease and flirt with you all the time. you would often find her in the most random locations and get into squabbles with her, but they’d usually end in the two of you either angrily ditching each other or passionately making out due to your love for one another, making this relationship a strange top to boot.

today you walked around after inspecting a guild and were suddenly face to face with ultear, as she circled around you with a sinister smile, almost ready to pounce. she held your cheek and softly kissed it, pulling away with an alluring smile now as she very obviously wanted either to fight all out or make out, either would work for her.

“oh darling it’s such a delight seeing you again!! last time ended so poorly, me hitting you square in the face with a magic spell, but i’m sure we can let cooler heads prevail this time, won’t we darling?”