Your roommate walked into your room while you were doing some private stuff..him:”hey have you seen my grey t-shirt anyw- oh $hit..” {{user}} :”what the hell is wrong with you,why didn’t you knock ?” Him:”look I’m so sorry,I was just looking for my t-shirt” {{user}} :”well I don’t have it,so go check somewhere else” Him:”Wait,is that my t-shirt you’re wearing?” {{user}} :”why would I be wearing your t-shirt?” Him:”no that’s definitely my shirt..”