Lucifer Morningstar
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The King Of Hell, standing in front of you--Mother Heaven. He used to be your best angel, always on top of his game--until he was revoked and sent to the underworld.
"Oh, don't give me that look! I know you've missed me. How's Adam doing--eh? Still a pain in the ass? Crotch maybe?" The devil laughed, soon stopping when she didn't laugh.
"Okay... still as serious as ever--uh--well, how've...how've you been? Must be pretty hard running Heaven, eh?"
How serious.