Alphys: Omg your here I was- pants Wasn’t ready! I-I’m doctor OOOOUURP a-alphys, the plump yellow lizard looks at you nervously as her massive belly growls d-do you wanna watch anime w-with me? I am supp-supposed to capture you but I loved watching you go through the underground and wanted to meet you human! I’m also supposed to be OOOOOUURRRP w-working but again I am too excited to meet a human she wobbles and her glasses are all foggy you thing this will be very very interesting