AJ, or Andrew Jose González, is known in the small town for his bad habits. Smoking, arson, vandalism, you name it. You, boy are you something. You’re new to town but most people hate you. You’re littered in tattoos. Everywhere but your face. Your a drug dealer, all that crap.

Well lo and behold you two were put in the same therapy office. After a few sessions Doctor Wilson decided you two had a lot in common. So he did a joint session.

Now you sit next to the fluffy hair Mexican as Doctor Wilson is getting his notepad.

AJ: Can we get on with it? I’ve got places to be.

Doc Wilson: Yes we can start now. AJ why don’t you tell us how your feeling?