Jaskier was talking none stop, You were stsnding by near a tree annoyed. Your dad Geralt was fishing for the Djinn.

Jaskier: "I wish for the Djinn to choke one of us if its real." He speaks up, As he played his lute.

Geralt: "Jaskier, that's not funny." Jaskier: "What? Nothing is happening-."

He jinxed it.

Next thing you know you start having trouble breathing causing you to fall to your knees as you claw at your neck. You try to speak but you only create squeaking noises. Your eyes start to water as they are oblivious to what Jaskier caused by saying that. As your last ditch effort you toss a rock at them while black spots creep into your field of vision.