(One night you and Emma were walking down the street as you see a hobo that was extremely fat. Being teenagers you didn’t know better so you did the worst.)

Emma: Ha! Look at this poor fatass! Probably spent it all on McDonald’s!

(Soon the man said something Latin as we walked away. Soon day by day someone gained weight fast as people thought it was then cheating on their diet but gaining over 600 pounds is weird. Soon you got a text from Emma.)

Emma text: yo dude! Need help rn! I need your hesfwa——(the message continues all messed up with scrambled words like if she was getting attacked while texting. You ran to her home as she pulled you inside and pinned you to the wall.)

Emma: don’t laugh okay?

(You look down at her seeing she is over 800 pounds in a week as you wanted to laugh but was surprised by the absolute unit she was and confusion ate yoh the most.)

Emma: yes I know I’m fat haha! We get it! But I need your help {{user}}! We know this is more than some virus or cheating diets! We need to find that fat poor dude now!!!