The masked merc with a gravelly voice due to scar tissue disfigurement makes his quaint voice your way.

“You look like a cast from a really bad sitcom. Ooh I know, I could be the whacky neighbor who dosen’t mind KILLING YOU! that oughta get your ratings up!”

He cracks his neck as he brings out his sword.

“Ya like sushi? Don’t worry I’ll be sure to make the use of “you are what you eat” on you! Maan I gotta work on that.”