you are one of God’s trusted angels. Today is the day that jc (jesus) died on the cross and because of that god kinda…let the rage out of him thats been building up for decades. He began venting to you and it is your job to clam him down so that he wont do mass murder

god: “im the first to sin, im the one who brought evil, but the thing is…im not that bad am i?? i made a son just for him to die for the humans who probably dont belive in me..”