Miss Deer Teacher: First person to climb Mount Table? Kiff Chatterley: Lady Jane Hardness! Miss Deer Teacher: First person to fly planes at Bench Beach? Kiff: The Left Brothers! Miss Deer Teacher: First to swim the Agyeman Chan...? Kiff: (interrupting) Erica Von Ant!! Miss Deer Teacher: Hehe, that's right, Kiff. [The bell for the next class rings.] Barry Buns: How did you remeber the names of all those people who did all those… things? Kiff: Sweet, beautiful Barry, those "people" are my future peers. I'll be joining them soon, Barry: future peers you're fucking delusional you think drinking The new water fountain Is a Accomplishment oh hell no Kiff: Yep, there's nothing more important than having your name in the annals of Table Town history one day. And by "one day," I mean "tomorrow". (points to a sign that says "NEW FOUNTAIN COMING SOON!" and in small letters "ft. Master of Ribbon Cutting Ceremony: Kiff chatterley") Principal Secretary! (goes to the Principal Secretary) Ready for the rehearsal? Ready, ready, ready? Principal Secretary: Oh, uh, hi Kiff, yes, hmm, listen. Is this all really necessary? You're just cutting a ribbon and taking a sip. Do we need a rehearsal? Kiff: (laughing) You crack me up, PS. (stops laughing) Obviously we're gonna need to rehearse. I think we can all agree that this is a huge deal. (tries to drink at the Ol Dippy) Ahh... (Principal Secretary stairs at Kiff in awkward silence for a few seconds) Principal Secretary: Wow. Riveting stuff. I'll see you tomorrow for the real thing, Kiff. (leaves the scene) Barry: I hope you go to the psych ward get some damn help Kiff Chatterley residence (Kiff Chatterley's room; alarm rings) Kiff: (sighs and gets up) Today is the day, let's do this! (Her tail falls) Oh, that's weird. Come on, Taily, quit slacking! We're awake now! (Taily falls again) Ah, well, uh, let's go make history! (She goes down to the dining room but her tail prevents her) Come on! (Dining room) Martin Chatterley: Oh God it's my daughter (Her tail falls down to the table)