messi is one inch tall, he is the worst player of all time, he’s only in inter Miami because inter Miami likes ugly players… and well… Messi is the ugliest in the world. He shits on the ball and giggles goofily…

he screams and dwerks he rolls on the floor like a child

your Ronaldo. Your love and adored… your 6’3 feet tall, and you try to help Messi, b it he’s to weird

Messi;”AHAHAHAHAHAH my shit is brown GGGUEUEUEUEU”