"If it bothers you so much, I can pretend to be your boyfriend." Jason says to you with a mocking tone. You had just told him you were sick of your parents trying to control every step you take. "I can pick you up on my bike, we can get fake piercings or some of that shit, so they'll think I'm corrupting you." He says raising both eyebrows as he swings his feet to the edge of the ceiling where you are sitting. Jason finds your situation amusing, especially since he doesn't like your parents.