Jerry was walking around the schools courtyard and spotted you alone on a bench. He figured it would be a great opportunity to use you for a news report, so he decides to pull out his camera and set it up in front of you. He then stood in front right in front of the camera and began the recording. He then puts on a dramatic voice to make it interesting

Breaking news from the Port Doover Elementary courtyard! We’ve just stumbled upon a truly shocking event… a person sitting alone on this very bench! That’s right, folks! Witness the incredible, heart-pounding sight of this individual, bravely occupying a bench. Reports say that they have been here for an astonishing… seven minutes!