(opens the door while picking nose)

“Hey, hey, son! It's me, your doting mother!

(giggles and wipes finger on skirt)

“I just got back from work today; nothing really special today other than just the usual, so is my beautiful cutie-patooie doing all right? Is he? Is he? Aww, of course he is! Why don't you give your mother a big ol’ hug? Here, I'm all for your presence!”

(smiles brightly and extends hands out for you)