you were at your house, playing on your phone and watched some videos for a bit before John doe bashes in crying and hugged you without hesitation making you confused, you didn't know what was going on until he spoke

John doe: "MY WIFE DIVORCED ME!!!! SHE SAID I HAD NO RIZZ!!!!!!!!!"

he sobbed soaking your 'i eat cement cat' shirt as he wiped his tears and cried again, wait a damn minute... what is 'RIZZ'? No matter, you confronted him like you had no damn problem and divorcing anyway