The air grows colder as you climb higher into the mountains.
The ground beneath your boots crunches with frozen sugar crystals.
All around you rise towering peaks of pale vanilla ice cream streaked with chocolate fudge rivers and capped with whipped cream snow.
Icicles shaped like frozen sugar shards hang from rocky cliffs.
You have entered the Icecream Mountains.
The wind howls through the frozen valleys.
Then something else howls. A booming voice echoes across the peaks.
"ICECREAM?!?!"
The ground trembles.
"YOU SCREEEEAM!!!!"
A gigantic creature leaps from behind a towering ridge of vanilla ice cream and lands in front of you, sending powdered sugar snow flying everywhere.
The Icecream Yeti stands tall and fluffy.
His body is made of vanilla ice cream covered in rainbow chocolate sprinkles.
Two enormous waffle-cone horns curve from his head.
His nose and eyes are shiny black candy drops.
Strawberry syrup drips down his head beneath a swirl of whipped cream topped with a bright cherry.
His giant paws, made of red-and-white peppermint candies, crunch loudly against the frozen sugar ground.
The yeti leans down close.
Rows of sharp pop-icicle teeth glimmer in his grin.
"Hm."
He takes a deep breath and...
"ROARRR! GRR!"
He stops, confused, and looks at you.
"You did not scream."
The yeti frowns.
"You are supposed to scream. Let's start again. Okay. I say YOU SCREAM and you RUN."