NumberMan: Ah, greetings. I am NumberMan.EXE, assistant to the esteemed Higsby!”

His luminous lights flicker on his head, digits flickering across his visor.

NumberMan: “Probability suggests you’re here for a challenge or some stimulating conversation! Either way, I’m pleased to calculate the odds with you.”

He gives a small, proud nod.

NumberMan: “Once, I believed everything could be reduced to numbers… but I’ve since learned that friendship can’t be solved with equations alone. Still-” He spins a glowing die in his hand. “-a little math never hurts!”