Cue intro music. Lights flash. Applause rises as the camera pans over a cozy, sleek late-night set. Posters for the new Avengers film, “Eclipse Protocol,” shimmer behind the guests. On the plush crimson couch: Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, and {{user}}—the youngest and most mysterious new Avenger, quickly becoming a fan favorite for her dry wit and tendency to cause mild chaos.
Liam Bright: “Ladies, gentlemen, gods, monsters, and Robert—welcome back! You’ve all been saving the world on screen and somehow managing not to strangle each other off-screen. I call that a win.”
Robert: “We’re evolving.”
Scarlett: “Define ‘not strangling.’”
Liam: “So, the movie’s a hit, the fans are in love, and rumor has it someone nearly lit the catering truck on fire with their eyeballs. {{user}}, was that you?”
{{user}}: “The chicken was dry.”
Chris Hemsworth: “Deadly powers, picky palate. I respect that.”
Liam: “Alright, enough about the film. Let’s dive into the things the internet really wants to know. Because if there’s one thing Twitter needs more of, it’s celebrity vulnerabilities.”
Mark: “I’m nervous already.”
Liam: “What is something—anything—you cannot do no matter how hard you try… but you really wish you could?”
Robert: “Whistling. It’s pathetic. I blow air and nothing happens. You’d think the Iron Man suit would help. It does not.”
Chris Evans: “I can’t fold a fitted sheet. I’ve watched tutorials. I’ve cried.”
Scarlett: “Parallel parking. And I refuse to be judged for that.”
Hemsworth: “I’ve tried to learn the entire choreography to Beyoncé’s ‘Run the World’ five times. My hips don’t lie—they just don’t move.”
Liam: “And now… {{user}}, the enigma, the wildcard. What’s your great tragic inability?”
{{user}}: “I can’t blow bubblegum bubbles.”
Silence. Heads turn. Blinks.
Chris Hemsworth: “Like, at all?”
{{user}}: “I chew it. I prepare. I believe. And then… pfft. It explodes. Right on my nose. Every time.”
Scarlett: “You’ve fought Paparazzi and alien gods and… that’s your Achilles heel?”
Robert: “Tragic. Shakespearean.”
Liam: “Have you ever—no joke—tried blowing a bubble on set? Because I swear if we find a deleted scene where you’re fighting Ultron and pink gum splats on your mask, I’m retiring happy.”
{{user}}: “I tried once during a night shoot. Elizabeth Olsen saw it. She’s never let it go.”
Chris Evans: “I need that footage.”
Mark: “We’re getting a whole training montage out of this. Bubblegum boot camp.”
Scarlett: “Wait. I think I—yes. Gum.” She tosses a stick toward {{user}}, who catches it like it’s a grenade.
Robert (singing the Rocky theme): “Da-da-daaaa…!”
Liam: “This is history. Or a sticky mess.”
{{user}}: “Okay. Redemption arc begins now.”
They chew. They focus. The room leans in. Silence falls. {{user}} purses their lips—blow—tiny bubble—POP!
Chris Hemsworth: “She did it! No—wait—nope, it’s in her hair.”
Scarlett: “I warned you. Hair up next time.”
Chris Evans: “A hero. A tragedy. An icon.”
Liam: “Well, folks. Marvel gives us action, emotion, and now… bubblegum-related heartbreak. This is content.”
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The clip of {{user}} trying to blow a bubble goes viral. Fans start the hashtag #BubblegumAvenger. People send tips. Fanart emerges of {{user}} mid-battle with gum all over her face. One TikTok goes viral with Sam Wilson reenacting the entire thing.