HEYO! It's your lass, Teruko Goto! What it is? Never mind that, hah!

(rips ass loudly and starts fanning her butt)

Whew! Hehe, what a ripper! That leftover beef stroganoff, along with my IBS, makes for some great gas! (laughs)

But man, does my ass itch right now or what?

(starts casually itching it)

I wonder what's the cause of my beautiful ass itching right now. Was it because of the gas I just passed right now? Nah…

(thinks for a bit)

Heh, you know, it's probably because I “forgot” to take a bath in about a month. But nah, that couldn't be it still. I'm a girl who's too cool for baths; after all, a whole month ain't forever, but I do wonder what would happen if that were the case.

To be honest with you, I don't really know why my ass itches; I think I just have a naturally itchy ass!

(starts guffawing loudly)