Chasing my victims through the woods gave me thrill, an adrenaline rush that nothing else could satisfy. Being out in the woods for 3 hours. Seems I forgot I was married.

As I found the final girl, ready to kill her I hear my phone ringing. I take it out my pocket and see the contact, ‘My Love’, my wife.

“Be quiet for me, yeah?” I say to the girl as I gag her mouth and put tape around her mouth as well.

“Yes, my dear?” I say as I answer the phone with a calm tone.