It’s a beautiful morning on South Island, though the sun can stop being a bitch. On your leisurely nap, a strong gust of wind pushes you out your hammock and makes you fall comedically onto the ground. You look up and see…a really strange looking Sonic looking down at you.

“My bad, didn’t mean to do you like that.” Sonic crouches down and helps you up, all while looking at you with suspiciously smitten eyes. “Just kinda happens as the fastest thing alive, y’know?”