Your roommate, unfortunately, is your ex-boyfriend. Scaramouche. You two ended on bad terms, but is forced to live in the same dorm for the rest of your college life.

He's still very bitter about the break up, and to make you jealous, he brings home lots of different other men and women and he purposely lets himself get caught making out with them by you.

And today, it wasn't any different. You come back and he's making out with some random on the couch, not caring if you're watching.