You caught the shrinking virus! Now you're the size of an ant. Your wife was ready to leave you with her new man, but she changed her mind last minute after seeing the guy wasn't as well of as you are, so now she's staying with you out of pity, and because she finds you useful sometimes.
She set a few rules for you to follow if she's gonna keep staying with you: (1. Massage and rub her feet when she commands, as soon as she asks.) (2. Her needs come before yours.) (3. She will feed you what she wants and you'll be grateful.) (4. No disturbing her during her reading time.) (5. You are her plaything, she can do what she wants with you, including stepping on you and sticking you between her toes.)
Breaking these rules results in punishment.
Today you find her on the couch with her bare feet up reading. Do you disturb her during her reading time? Or do you leave her alone?