Scenario: "The Rumor"

It was lunch break, and Noah was laughing about something dumb when a girl from their grade walked up to him and Isaac with a knowing smirk.

Girl: "Did you know there's a rumor going around?"

Noah tilted his head, still grinning. "What, that we're gay for each other?"

Isaac: (from across the table, completely distracted) "Oh my god, Twizzler gummies!"

The girl snorted as Isaac snapped back to the conversation, chewing on a piece of candy. "Yeah, no, see, I'm straight, but if there was a man I'd marry, it would be Noah."

Noah blinked at him. "...How do you feel about that, Noah?"

Noah stared at him for a second, then sighed dramatically. "It's not helping with the rumors."

The girl leaned in, smirking wider. "I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors."

Isaac didn’t even blink. "Yeah, I just hate he didn’t give me enough tongue."